{"id":13,"date":"2011-09-19T02:10:18","date_gmt":"2011-09-19T02:10:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xn--edebiyatgretmeni-twb.net\/portal\/?p=13"},"modified":"2014-04-02T21:33:47","modified_gmt":"2014-04-02T21:33:47","slug":"muhtesem-hazir-cevaplar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xn--edebiyatgretmeni-twb.net\/portal\/muhtesem-hazir-cevaplar.html","title":{"rendered":"Muhte\u015fem Haz\u0131r Cevaplar"},"content":{"rendered":"

KIRILAN KALP Y\u0130NE SEVER M\u0130?\u200e<\/strong><\/p>\n

-\u00dcstada sormu\u015flar k\u0131r\u0131lan kalp yine sever mi?
\n\u00dcstat da;Evet demi\u015f..
\nAdam peki demi\u015f,
\n-\u00dcstad\u0131m siz hi\u00e7 k\u0131r\u0131lan bardaktan su i\u00e7tiniz mi?
\n\u00dcstat da cevap vermi\u015f;Peki sen hi\u00e7 bardak k\u0131r\u0131ld\u0131 diye su i\u00e7mekten vazge\u00e7tin mi?<\/p>\n

\u00a0 ANLA\u015eMANIN YOLU<\/strong><\/p>\n

D\u00fcnya nimetlerine \u00f6nem vermeyen \u00fcnl\u00fc filozof Diyojen, bir g\u00fcn \u00e7ok dar bir sokakta, zenginli\u011finden ba\u015fka hi\u00e7bir \u015feyi olmayan<\/p>\n

kibirli bir adamla kar\u015f\u0131la\u015f\u0131r. \u0130kisinden biri kenara \u00e7ekilmeyince ge\u00e7mek m\u00fcmk\u00fcn de\u011fildir… Ma\u011frur zengin, ho\u015f g\u00f6rd\u00fc\u011f\u00fc<\/p>\n

filozofa:<\/p>\n

-Ben bir serserinin \u00f6n\u00fcnden kenara \u00e7ekilmem, der.<\/p>\n

Diyojen, kenara \u00e7ekilerek gayet sakin \u015fu kar\u015f\u0131\u0131l\u0131\u011f\u0131 verir:<\/p>\n

-Ben \u00e7ekilirim!<\/p>\n

\u00a0 \u00d6RT\u00dcNMEK \u0130\u00c7\u0130N G\u0130Y\u0130NMEK<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u0130ngiltere Kral\u0131 George ile g\u00f6r\u00fc\u015ft\u00fc\u011f\u00fc s\u0131rada, Gandi’nin \u00fczerinde her zamanki gibi beyaz \u00f6rt\u00fcs\u00fc varm\u0131\u015f.<\/p>\n

Davetten \u00e7\u0131\u0131k\u0131nca, bir gazateci sormu\u015f:<\/p>\n

-K\u0131yafetiniz, bir kralla bulu\u015fmak i\u00e7in yeterli miydi?<\/p>\n

Gandi, hi\u00e7 ald\u0131rmadan cevap vermi\u015f :<\/p>\n

-Kral, ikimize de yetecek kadar giyimliydi.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0 ADAMA G\u00d6RE<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u0130ncili \u00c7avu\u015f, Osmanl\u0131 el\u00e7isi olarak Fransa Kral\u0131na g\u00f6nderildi\u011finde, elbiselerinin baz\u0131 yerlerinde yama varm\u0131\u015f.<\/p>\n

Kral, bunlar\u0131 g\u00f6r\u00fcnce dayanamay\u0131p:<\/p>\n

-Bana senden ba\u015fka g\u00f6nderecek adam bulamad\u0131lar m\u0131? diye sorunca, \u0130ncili \u00c7avu\u015f:<\/p>\n

-Osmanl\u0131lar, adama g\u00f6re adam g\u00f6nderirler, cevab\u0131n\u0131 vermi\u015f. “Beni de sana g\u00f6ndermelerinin hikmeti bu olsa gerek.”<\/p>\n

\u00a0 P\u0130S KOKU<\/strong><\/p>\n

Harun Re\u015fit, kendisini s\u0131k s\u0131k ikaz eden Behl\u00fcl Dana Hazretlerine:<\/p>\n

-Sen kendi i\u015fine bak, dermi\u015f. “Her koyun kendi baca\u011f\u0131ndan as\u0131l\u0131r.”<\/p>\n

Bir g\u00fcn saray\u0131 pis bir koku kaplam\u0131\u015f. Sebebini ara\u015ft\u0131rd\u0131klar\u0131nda, \u00fcst kattaki bir odada baca\u011f\u0131ndan as\u0131l\u0131 bir koyun bulmu\u015flar.<\/p>\n

Bu i\u015fi yapan\u0131da ke\u015ffetmi\u015fler tabi ki: Behl\u00fcl.<\/p>\n

Halife, kendisini s\u0131k\u0131\u015ft\u0131rd\u0131\u011f\u0131nda:<\/p>\n

-G\u00f6rd\u00fc\u011f\u00fcn\u00fcz gibi demi\u015f, “Her koyun kendi baca\u011f\u0131ndan as\u0131l\u0131r ama etraf\u0131 kokuttu\u011fu i\u00e7in, herkesi rahats\u0131z eder.”<\/p>\n

\u00a0 “B\u0130LM\u0130YORUM” UN KAR\u015eILI\u011eI<\/strong><\/p>\n

Abbasi Halifesi Harun Resid, \u0130mam-\u0131 Azam Hazretlerinin \u00f6nde gelen talebelerinden biri olan Ebu Yusuf Hazretlerini,<\/p>\n

zaman\u0131n temyiz reisli\u011fine getirmi\u015fti.Bir g\u00fcn adam\u0131n biri gelip kendisine bir sual sordu: Ve ondan “Bilmiyorum” cevab\u0131n\u0131<\/p>\n

al\u0131nca<\/p>\n

-Nas\u0131l olur da bilmessiniz, dedi. Bir de devlet hazinesinden maa\u015f al\u0131yorsunuz.<\/p>\n

Ebu Yusuf Hazretleri:<\/p>\n

-Bize bildi\u011fimiz \u015feyler i\u00e7in para veriyorlar, cevab\u0131n\u0131 verdi. E\u011fer bilmediklerimiz i\u00e7in \u00fccret alsayd\u0131k, devletin hazinesi<\/p>\n

yetmezdi.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0 YALANCININ KAZANCI<\/strong><\/p>\n

Aristo’ya sormu\u015flar:<\/p>\n

-Yalan s\u00f6ylemekle ne kaybederiz?<\/p>\n

-Do\u011fruyu s\u00f6yledi\u011fimiz zaman bile, kar\u015f\u0131m\u0131zdakini inand\u0131ramamay\u0131.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0 \u0130K\u0130Y\u00dcZL\u00dcYE CEVAP<\/strong><\/p>\n

Adam\u0131n biri, Hz. Ali’yi g\u0131yab\u0131nda yani ard\u0131ndan k\u00f6t\u00fcledi\u011fi halde y\u00fcz\u00fcne kar\u015f\u0131 \u00f6vmeye ba\u015flay\u0131nca, ondan \u015fu kar\u015f\u0131l\u0131\u011f\u0131 alm\u0131\u015ft\u0131r:<\/p>\n

-S\u00f6ylediklerinden daha a\u015fa\u011f\u0131, fakat i\u00e7inden ge\u00e7irdiklerinden daha \u00fcst\u00fcn\u00fcm.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0 SUSTURUCU TEDAV\u0130<\/strong><\/p>\n

Zamane gen\u00e7lerinden biri, bir toplant\u0131da Mehmed Akif’i k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcrmeye \u00e7al\u0131\u015f\u0131p:<\/p>\n

-“Afedersiniz, demi\u015f. Siz baytar m\u0131s\u0131n\u0131z?”<\/p>\n

Mehmet Akif, hi\u00e7 istifini bozmadan \u015fu cevab\u0131 vermi\u015f:<\/p>\n

-Evet, bir yeriniz mi a\u011fr\u0131yordu?<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0 SORUNUN B\u00d6YLES\u0130<\/strong><\/p>\n

Mehmed K\u0131rk\u0131nc\u0131 Hoca’ya:<\/p>\n

-Cenab-\u0131 Hak kendisinden daha b\u00fcy\u00fck bir mahluk yaratabilir mi? diye soranlara \u015fu cevab\u0131 vermi\u015f:<\/p>\n

-Sonsuzdan daha b\u00fcy\u00fck bir\u015fey varsa, evet.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0 M\u00dcJDE<\/strong><\/p>\n

Harun Re\u015fid’in vezirlerinin biri, Behl\u00fcl Dana’ya latife yollu tak\u0131larak:<\/p>\n

-“M\u00fcjde sana ey Behl\u00fcl, Sultan\u0131m\u0131z seni, domuzlarla maymunlara \u00e7oban tayin etti” demi\u015f.<\/p>\n

Behl\u00fcl \u015fu cevab\u0131 vermi\u015f:<\/p>\n

-\u00d6yle ise kulaklar\u0131n\u0131 a\u00e7 da emirlerimi yerine getirmeye haz\u0131rlan.<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

\u00a0HAR\u0130TA KAHRAMANI<\/strong><\/p>\n

Frans\u0131z devlet adamlar\u0131ndan biri, Napolyon Bonapart’\u0131n bir sava\u015f\u0131n\u0131 tenkide kalk\u0131\u015f\u0131p parma\u011f\u0131n\u0131 harita \u00fczerinde gezdirerek:<\/p>\n

-“\u00d6nce \u015furas\u0131n\u0131 almal\u0131yd\u0131n\u0131z, sonra buradan ge\u00e7erek \u00f6tesini zaptetmeliydiniz…” gibi fikirler serdetmeye ba\u015flay\u0131nca,<\/p>\n

Napolyon:<\/p>\n

-Evet, demi\u015f. Onlar parmakla al\u0131nabilseydi, dedi\u011finiz gibi yapard\u0131m.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0 TAVS\u0130YE<\/strong><\/p>\n

Me\u015fhur Alman m\u00fcnekkidi Lessing, eserlerini inceledi\u011fi bir gen\u00e7 yazara \u015f\u00f6yle demi\u015f:<\/p>\n

-Kitab\u0131n\u0131zda yeni ve hakikat olan \u015feyler var. Fakat yeni olanlar hakikat de\u011fil, hakikat olanlar da yeni de\u011fil.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0 ZOR AMA G\u00dcZEL<\/strong><\/p>\n

C\u00fcneyd-i Ba\u011fdadi’ye: “Sab\u0131r nedir?” diye sorduklar\u0131nda \u015fu cevab\u0131 vermi\u015f:<\/p>\n

-Y\u00fcz\u00fcn\u00fc ek\u015fitmeden, ac\u0131y\u0131 yudumlamakt\u0131r.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0 SIR SAKLAMAK<\/strong><\/p>\n

Yavuz Sultan Selim, bir\u00e7ok Osmanl\u0131 Padi\u015fah\u0131 gibi, devletin selameti i\u00e7in sefer haz\u0131rl\u0131klar\u0131n\u0131 gizli tutarm\u0131\u015f.<\/p>\n

Bir keresinde, vezirlerinden biri \u0131srarla seferin yap\u0131laca\u011f\u0131 \u00fclkeyi sorunca, Yavuz ona:<\/p>\n

-Sen s\u0131r saklamas\u0131n\u0131 bilir misin? diye sormu\u015f.<\/p>\n

Vezir, Yavuz’dan cevap alaca\u011f\u0131 \u00fcmidiyle:<\/p>\n

-Evet h\u00fcnkar\u0131m, bilirim dedi\u011finden, Sultan Yavuz cevab\u0131 yap\u0131\u015ft\u0131rm\u0131\u015f:<\/p>\n

-Ben de bilirim.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0 G\u00d6R\u00dcLMEYEN D\u0130\u015eLER<\/strong><\/p>\n

Mehmet Akif Ersoy hastanedeyken, Ferit Kam Bey ziyaretine gider. Sohbet s\u0131ras\u0131nda M.Akif g\u00fcler ve di\u015fleri b\u00fct\u00fcn beyazl\u0131\u011f\u0131<\/p>\n

ile ortaya \u00e7\u0131kar.<\/p>\n

Ferit Bey:<\/p>\n

-Aman \u00dcstad, der. Ne kadar beyaz di\u015flerin varm\u0131\u015f.<\/p>\n

M.Akif \u015fu cevab\u0131 verir:<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0 YAKINDAN TANIMAK<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u0130lk devre milletvekilli\u011fi s\u0131ras\u0131nda Mehmed Akif Ersoy’u ziyarete gelenler, birtak\u0131m idareciler hakk\u0131nda kanaatini sormu\u015flar.<\/p>\n

\u015eu cevab\u0131 vermi\u015f:<\/p>\n

-Memleketten \u00fcmidinizi kesmek istemiyorsan\u0131z, b\u00fcy\u00fck adamlar\u0131 yak\u0131ndan tan\u0131may\u0131n\u0131z.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0 \u00c7IKILMAZ \u0130N\u0130L\u0130R<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u015eimdi art\u0131k \u015fiir ve nesirlerden ziyade espri ve haz\u0131r cevaplar\u0131yla hat\u0131rlanan \u015eair S\u00fcleyman Nazif, \u0130\u00e7tihat dergisinin sahibi<\/p>\n

Abdullah Cevdet’i hi\u00e7 sevmezdi.<\/p>\n

Bir g\u00fcn Ca\u011falo\u011flu yoku\u015funda rastlad\u0131\u011f\u0131 bir dostuna nereye gitti\u011fini sordu. Dostu, \u0130\u00e7tihat dergisinin \u00fcst kattaki idarehanesi<\/p>\n

ni kastederek, “Abdullah Cevdet’e \u00e7\u0131k\u0131yorum” dedi.<\/p>\n

Bunun \u00fczerine S\u00fcleyman Nazif, k\u00fckrercesine \u015fu kar\u015f\u0131l\u0131\u011f\u0131 yap\u0131\u015ft\u0131rd\u0131:<\/p>\n

-Abdullah Cevdet’e \u00e7\u0131k\u0131lmaz; inilir!<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 B\u0130LMEK \u0130\u00c7\u0130N \u00d6\u011eRENMEK<\/strong><\/p>\n

Tarih biyografisi ve monografi sahalar\u0131nda eri\u015filmesi \u00e7ok g\u00fc\u00e7 bilgisiyle, d\u00fcnya \u00e7ap\u0131nda bir \u015fahsiyet olan \u0130bn\u00fclemin Mahmud<\/p>\n

Kemal (\u0130nal)’a sormu\u015flar:<\/p>\n

-Sizdeki bilginin \u00e7ok az\u0131na sahib olmalar\u0131na ra\u011fmen sizden \u00e7ok daha fazla tan\u0131nanlar var. Bunun sebebi nedir?<\/p>\n

\u015e\u00f6yle cevap vermi\u015f:<\/p>\n

-Ben bilmek i\u00e7in \u00f6\u011frendim, onlarsa bilinmek i\u00e7in!<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0 DAYANAK<\/strong><\/p>\n

Bakan olur olmaz ye\u011fenini vali yapan birine, Neyzen Tevfik \u015f\u00f6yle demi\u015f:<\/p>\n

-Ma\u015faallah karde\u015finizin o\u011flu t\u0131pk\u0131 fasulyeye benziyor.<\/p>\n

Bakan, bu s\u00f6z\u00fc tam anlamay\u0131nca, Neyzen a\u00e7\u0131klam\u0131\u015f:<\/p>\n

-Mulum ya, fasulyeler de bir s\u0131r\u0131\u011fa sar\u0131larak y\u00fckselirler.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0 PAR\u00c7A B\u00dcT\u00dcNDEN HABERC\u0130D\u0130R<\/strong><\/p>\n

“Bat\u0131l din ve ideolojileri neden derinlemesine incelemek gerekmiyor?” diye soranlara, yazar\u0131m\u0131z Mehmed Selahaddin \u015eim\u015fek<\/p>\n

\u015fu cevab\u0131 vermi\u015fti:<\/p>\n

-Bir yeme\u011fin bozuk oldu\u011funu anlamak i\u00e7in tamam\u0131n\u0131 bitirmek icap etmez.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0 NEYZEN’\u0130N NEZAKETi<\/strong><\/p>\n

Mehmed Akif, elini y\u0131kad\u0131ktan sonra, Neyzen Tevfik’in kendisine uzatt\u0131\u011f\u0131 havlunun kirini g\u00f6r\u00fcnce:<\/p>\n

-Hay\u0131r, diye ba\u011f\u0131rm\u0131\u015f. Elimi daha yeni y\u0131kad\u0131m.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0 BO\u015e EV !<\/strong><\/p>\n

Diyojen, yak\u0131\u015f\u0131kl\u0131 ve iyi giyinen bir gen\u00e7le tan\u0131\u015ft\u0131\u011f\u0131nda, onun son derece ahmak\u00e7a s\u00f6zler s\u00f6yledi\u011fini g\u00f6rm\u00fc\u015f ve kendisine<\/p>\n

bu gen\u00e7 hakk\u0131nda fikrini soranlara \u015fu cevab\u0131 vermi\u015f:<\/p>\n

-Muhte\u015fem bir ev. Fakat i\u00e7inde kimse yok, yani bombo\u015f.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0 HAYAT\u0130 TAVS\u0130YE<\/strong><\/p>\n

Komedyen Eddie Cortar’a, hastalan\u0131nca ne yapmak gerekti\u011fini sormu\u015flar.<\/p>\n

-Mutlaka doktora gidin, demi\u015f. Zira doktorun ya\u015famas\u0131 gerek. Verdi\u011fi ilac\u0131 hemen al\u0131n, \u00e7\u00fcnk\u00fc eczac\u0131n\u0131n ya\u015famas\u0131 gerek.<\/p>\n

Ama ila\u00e7lar\u0131 sak\u0131n i\u00e7meyin, zira sizin de ya\u015faman\u0131z gerek.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u015eANSIN YER\u0130 VAR MI?<\/strong><\/p>\n

Hayat\u0131n tesa\u00fcfler sonucu ortaya \u00e7\u0131kabilece\u011fini d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnen bir gen\u00e7:<\/p>\n

-Hayatta \u015fans\u0131n rol\u00fc olur mu? diye sordu\u011funda, biyoloji hocas\u0131 Metin Da\u011fl\u0131’dan \u015fu cevab\u0131 alm\u0131\u015f:<\/p>\n

-Hayatta olmaz.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 HERKES YANINDAK\u0130N\u0130 VER\u0130R!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Kendisine hakaret edilen Hz. \u0130sa’ya (a.s.) Havarileri de:<\/p>\n

-Ni\u00e7in sizde ona kar\u015f\u0131l\u0131k vermediniz? diye sorduklar\u0131nda:<\/p>\n

-Herkes yan\u0131ndakini verir, demi\u015f. Onda olan, benim yan\u0131mda yoktu.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 KORKUTMAYAN D\u00dc\u015eMAN<\/strong><\/p>\n

Sultan Alpaslan 27 bin askeriyle Bizans topraklar\u0131nda ilerlerken, ke\u015ffe g\u00f6nderdi\u011fi subaylardan biri huzuruna gelip tela\u015fla:<\/p>\n

-\u00dc\u00e7y\u00fczbin ki\u015filik d\u00fc\u015fman ordusu bize \u00e7ok yakla\u015ft\u0131, demi\u015f.<\/p>\n

Alpaslan, hi\u00e7 \u00f6nemsemeyerek \u015f\u00f6yle kar\u015f\u0131l\u0131k vermi\u015f:<\/p>\n

-Biz de onlara yakla\u015ft\u0131k.<\/p>\n

Ayr\u0131ca Anekdotlar<\/a><\/small> sayfam\u0131z\u0131 mutlaka ziyaret edin
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KIRILAN KALP Y\u0130NE SEVER M\u0130?\u200e -\u00dcstada sormu\u015flar k\u0131r\u0131lan kalp yine sever mi? \u00dcstat da;Evet demi\u015f.. Adam peki demi\u015f, -\u00dcstad\u0131m siz hi\u00e7 k\u0131r\u0131lan bardaktan su i\u00e7tiniz […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[40,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-begenilen-sayfalarimiz","category-edebi-eglence"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xn--edebiyatgretmeni-twb.net\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xn--edebiyatgretmeni-twb.net\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xn--edebiyatgretmeni-twb.net\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xn--edebiyatgretmeni-twb.net\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xn--edebiyatgretmeni-twb.net\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xn--edebiyatgretmeni-twb.net\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xn--edebiyatgretmeni-twb.net\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xn--edebiyatgretmeni-twb.net\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xn--edebiyatgretmeni-twb.net\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}