{"id":504,"date":"2012-09-27T13:05:13","date_gmt":"2012-09-27T13:05:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xn--edebiyatgretmeni-twb.net\/portal\/?p=504"},"modified":"2013-02-06T09:30:24","modified_gmt":"2013-02-06T09:30:24","slug":"skec-3-g-hizinda-kiz-isteme","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xn--edebiyatgretmeni-twb.net\/portal\/skec-3-g-hizinda-kiz-isteme.html","title":{"rendered":"Ske\u00e7: 3 G H\u0131z\u0131nda K\u0131z \u0130steme"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Ekteki Dosyan\u0131n \u0130\u00e7eri\u011finden Bir K\u0131sm\u0131n\u0131n G\u00f6r\u00fcn\u00fcm\u00fc:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Ske\u00e7: 3 G H\u0131z\u0131nda K\u0131z \u0130steme (Hasan Salih G\u00fcnd\u00fcz)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><b>3G HIZINDA KIZ \u0130STEME<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><b><i>(Keremcan, babas\u0131, annesi, ninesi; Badesu, annesi, babas\u0131, dedesi)<\/i><\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><b><i>(K\u0131z taraf\u0131 Ayd\u0131n\u2019da, erkek taraf\u0131 ise Sivas\u2019ta evlerinde\u2026)<\/i><\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<p>ERKEK BABASI: O\u011flum haydi, iki saatte ba\u011flayamad\u0131n m\u0131 \u015fu kravat\u0131? Ne uyu\u015fuk adams\u0131n yahu!<\/p>\n<p>ERKEK ANNES\u0130: Ba\u011f\u0131rma \u00e7ocu\u011fuma Hulusi, ba\u011fl\u0131yor i\u015fte. Ne de olsa heyecanl\u0131 benim yavrum, aman da annesinin kuzusu!&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>ERKEK BABASI: Ne kuzusu yahu, bildi\u011fin ko\u00e7, ko\u00e7!&#8230; He he he!\u2026 Ama a\u011f\u0131rkanl\u0131 bir ko\u00e7 bu, hi\u00e7 bana \u00e7ekmemi\u015f! Kesin senin taraf\u0131na \u00e7ekti bu hayta. Day\u0131s\u0131 k\u0131l\u0131kl\u0131\u2026<\/p>\n<p>N\u0130NE: Do\u011fru. Bizim tarafa \u00e7ekseydi \u015fimdiye kadar kesin terfi al\u0131rd\u0131 ama \u00e7ekmedi h\u0131nz\u0131r\u0131n o\u011flu. Ne yapars\u0131n i\u015fte, takdir-i ilahi\u2026<\/p>\n<p>ERKEK ANNES\u0130: Anne ay\u0131p oluyor ama!&#8230; \u015eu mutlu g\u00fcn\u00fcm\u00fczde bana laf sokmakla elinize ne ge\u00e7ecek? Hem benim ailem de pekala d\u00fczg\u00fcn insanlardan olu\u015fuyor.<\/p>\n<p>ERKEK BABASI: Tabii can\u0131m, ne demezsin. Sanki karde\u015finin ne mal oldu\u011funu bilmiyoruz, hadi be sen de!&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>ERKEK ANNES\u0130: Demek \u00f6yle\u2026 Demek \u015fimdi sen-ben davas\u0131 g\u00fcdece\u011fiz, hem de b\u00f6yle bir g\u00fcnde\u2026 O halde \u015fu f\u0131kray\u0131 bir dinleyin bakal\u0131m: \u00c7ocuk babas\u0131na gidip sormu\u015f; baba biz insanlar nas\u0131l d\u00fcnyaya geldik? Babas\u0131, t\u00fcr\u00fcm\u00fcz\u00fcn maymundan t\u00fcredi\u011fini, evrimle\u015ferek insanla\u015ft\u0131\u011f\u0131m\u0131z\u0131 s\u00f6ylemi\u015f. \u00c7ocu\u011fun kafas\u0131 kar\u0131\u015fm\u0131\u015f tabii\u2026 Bir de annesine gidip sormu\u015f; anne biz insanlar nas\u0131l olu\u015ftuk? Annesi, insanlar\u0131 Allah\u2019\u0131n yaratt\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 ve Adem ile Havva soyundan geldi\u011fimizi s\u00f6ylemi\u015f. \u00c7ocuk, iyi ama babam bizim maymundan t\u00fcredi\u011fimizi s\u00f6yl\u00fcyor, demi\u015f. Annesi \u00e7ocu\u011funa cevap vermi\u015f: Haa, o baban\u0131n s\u00fclalesi yavrum.<\/p>\n<p>N\u0130NE: T\u00f6vbe t\u00f6vbe\u2026<\/p>\n<h2><strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.xn--edebiyatgretmeni-twb.net\/portal\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/1-3G-H%C4%B1z%C4%B1nda-K%C4%B1z-%C4%B0steme.doc\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Dosyan\u0131n Tamam\u0131n\u0131 \u0130ndirmek \u0130\u00e7in T\u0131klay\u0131n<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/strong><\/h2>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ekteki Dosyan\u0131n \u0130\u00e7eri\u011finden Bir K\u0131sm\u0131n\u0131n G\u00f6r\u00fcn\u00fcm\u00fc: Ske\u00e7: 3 G H\u0131z\u0131nda K\u0131z \u0130steme (Hasan Salih G\u00fcnd\u00fcz) 3G HIZINDA KIZ \u0130STEME (Keremcan, babas\u0131, annesi, ninesi; Badesu, annesi, [&#8230;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-504","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-skec-tiyatro"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xn--edebiyatgretmeni-twb.net\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/504","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xn--edebiyatgretmeni-twb.net\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xn--edebiyatgretmeni-twb.net\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xn--edebiyatgretmeni-twb.net\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xn--edebiyatgretmeni-twb.net\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=504"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xn--edebiyatgretmeni-twb.net\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/504\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xn--edebiyatgretmeni-twb.net\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=504"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xn--edebiyatgretmeni-twb.net\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=504"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xn--edebiyatgretmeni-twb.net\/portal\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=504"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}